Lvl Up Jess!

Hello Im Jess and welcome to my little world :3

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I really wish I had internet right now. There so many things I want to get done. One being my blog. It’s disappointing. I need to fix it. Ugh. Whatever. Fuck sleep. Im gonna play Dark Souls.

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yugichrist asked: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

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homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

Lol College Degree. At this point it’s more like $200,000 for 1 College Credit. Breathing air costs extra.

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#team aight lookin

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samlicker87:


This is still my favorite comic ever
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I like Dark Soul a lot but seriously this Stray Demon is pissing me off. I really dont want to stop playing because I cant kill this piece of shit. Can any one give me some pointers on how to till the som of a bitch?

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